Best Bed in the World

Written by:September 25, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Lets get one thing straight, what’s best for me is not what’s best for you. That’s why even Consumer Reports the non profit organization that rates 1000s of products does not rate beds. This has seriously been taken into consideration when determining what the best bed truly is.  Thanks to new innovations we can objectively measure and determine the best bed.

In order to determine the best bed, we must identify the attributes it must have to be the best bed.

If at any point you disagree with my logic, STOP READING. But if you agree, READ ON and your eyes will lead you precisely to the best bed in the world.

That being said, the criteria for this bed will be so ridiculous, that you wont believe it exists! But it does, lets take a look.

Mattress Review Sites

First of all, who do you think is writing many of those rave reviews? People or staff? I’m just saying, do you want to make a decision based on what some online avatar said, or based on reliable logical data?

Even if you do check out the reviews and 70% of people love bed X. The problem is, you are NOT them! Your body is not their body so you may hate what they love!

I know a couple who spent $4000 on a Tempur-pedic because their friends absolutely honestly loved it. Unfortunately after 6 months they found out they disagree with their friends because the absolutely hated it

Obviously the best bed cannot be determined based on just reviews.

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Firmness

Some people think they like it really firm and think they are sleeping great, but did not realize that their bed is so hard its cutting off the circulation in their arms and legs which could lead to increased risk of heart disease. If your arm or legs are getting numb or tingly, the bed is to hard for you.

Some like it so soft that their posture is horrible and have no idea why they are hunched over like an Australopithecus. If you are walking around like a prehistoric human, your bed may be to soft.

The best bed has the right firmness to support you, in the right posture for good blood flow and comfort which results in a deep restful sleep.

Obviously the best firmness for you is not the best for me, therefore the firmness must be adjustable.

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Sleeping Surfaces

Memory Foam

Some people love memory foam and others hate it. Which one are you? Some love it in the winter and hate it in the summer. Some love that it cradles the body and others cannot stand the smell.

Based on that, the best bed must allow the sleeper to have memory foam if and when they love it. And not use it at all if they hate it.

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Pocket Coil

Pocket Coil is the firmest of sleeping surfaces and gives the most bounce per ounce. Lovers like to bounce on the pocket coil, but people sensitive to EMFs run in the other direction. Back sleepers love the support, but side sleepers often get numb arms if its too firm. An injured individual may love pocket coil for their aching lower back but hate it when they recover from their injury.

Based on that, the best bed must allow the sleeper to have pocket coil if and when they love it. And not use it at all if they hate it.

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Water

Water is fun! We all wished we had a water bed at one point in our lives. At least I did. Water is great cause it keeps the circulation going. So someone who are sore from a workout can benefit and recover faster. But a very heavy person may just sink in and drown (exaggeration). A pregnant woman may love that it hugs the curves and does not put pressure on the bladder, but someone else may get sea sick.

Based on that, the best bed must allow the sleeper to have water if and when they love it. And not use it at all if they hate it.

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Latex

Latex is a medium firm sleeping surface which is a natural material and as a result some love it. Others have severe allergies to latex and cannot go near it!

Based on that, the best bed must allow the sleeper to have latex if and when they love it. And not use it at all if they hate it.

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Elevation

In the case where a person has some type of injury like Lower Back Pain, a Chiropractor will recommend sleeping with your legs elevated by placing a pillow under your legs. In this case a pillow will usually be on the floor before the night is over. So a bed that will allow you to raise your legs up would be the best bed for that period of time.

Based on that, the best bed must allow the sleeper to physically manipulate the bed to accommodate certain body conditions.

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Sleeping Partner

What is best for you based on the above is not what is best for your sleeping partner. Today it seems to be a trend for married couples to be in separate beds. Differences in preference obviously include:

Firm vs Soft

Hot vs Cold

Memory Foam vs Pocket Coil vs Water vs Latex etc

Elevated Legs vs Flat

Based on that, the best bed must have two different sides, so that each person can enjoy their own personalized side. However there can’t be gap in the middle that ruins intimate moments. Therefore 2 separate beds cannot be pushed together.

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Warranty

Its been reported by tons of angry customers as well as huge media outllets like the New York Times. Mattress manufactures look for any way out of covering their warranty! Unless you lawyer up its a loosing battle! I’m assuming it’s because the cost to replace a whole bed for “just a collapsed edge” or a “lump in the middle” just cost too much. They especially won’t cover your warranty if you removed your tag, which would obviously jeopardize the bed (Sarcastic) and therefore void their warranty!

So the best bed has to be repairable, or be made in a way where parts can easily be replaced in a cost effective manner so that the company can be happy to make customers happy.

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Life Changes

The only guarantee in this life is that things will change. As a result the best bed will change to suit your needs. For example, here are some body changes you may have experienced:

  • Pregnancy
  • Hurt in car accident
  • Hurt back lifting something heavy
  • Body is cold cause it’s winter
  • Body is aching cause it’s raining
  • Body is hot cause it’s summer
  • Undergone a surgical procedure
  • Bedridden
  • Sore from a hard workout
  • Started exercising and getting healthier

In all of the above cases, it is likely that what was ideal for you before, is not the best bed for you now. So the bed must be dynamic and customizable on both sides.

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Price

Since you are looking for the best bed, I’m guessing you don’t want to cheap out on your sleep and quality of life. But at the same time we all want to save money right. So the best bed, if I could have my cake and eat it to … in bed, would have to be reasonably priced.

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We Agree on the best bed

I can tell you are very intelligent because most people would not take the time to read such important information in order to make the right decision, but you did.

So here’s what we agreed on, the best bed will.

  • allow me to create any mattress that I want and any mattress that you want.
  • be as firm or as soft as I want it
  • have any sleeping surface that I want
  • have a custom side for you and a custom side for your sleeping partner without a big gap in the middle. At least if you like your partner!
  • be able to totally change if you change your mind
  • will have a great warranty, that is actually backed up by the company
  • will be priced so that the average person can afford it
  • will allow me to manipulate the beds position to accommodate my situation

Now that’s a tall order. Sounds like quite the ridiculous list. A bed that has all of those features is so perfect, that we can all agree it MUST be the BEST BED.

The most amazing news is that this bed really exists! I know it sounds too good to be true, but click here to see the best mattress for yourself.

Sincerely,

J. Waterman

Author “High Quality Sleep Guide”